how 2 be slim??

i just read about this article.."langsing dengan nombor??" yeah.. to those who want to have an hourglass body, better check these out..

1) 1 senduk nasi
-wut the #%%&0*&!!! i used to have 2 and half senduk!!!

2)1 gelas jus
-i will only drink jus when my father made it..

3)2 biji epal
- no wonder nadiah bought apples.. maybe she already read dis article..

4)2 susu gelas setiap hari
-yaikss!!!!! hate susu...

5)3 keping roti
-why not 3 bungkus nasi lemak?? lol..

6)5 minit tarik nafas
-wah... i feel like learning how to swim...

7)jam 7 untuk makan malam
-dis seems easy.. yup... no problem..

8)8 gelas air kosong
-wah.. dis one is so hard... if air coke, then i'll be the first to try..

9)9 anak tangge
-i feel like i'm an idiot...

10) 10 minit regangan
-dis one might be easy........

11)14 cawan teh seminggu
i dun drink teh.. tq..

12)28 hari atur pemakanan sihat
-dis article is getting tooo demanding!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well i think i better take one step at a time.. yeah.. 1 senduk nasi... insyaAllah.. but no promises though...hehehhe:P